Spooniology

Spooniology is The Bean Garden's religion. The religion worships the enchanted iron shovel, A.K.A. Spoon as a god.

Rituals-


 * Cremate your dead in a holy holey hole


 * Watch Bob Ross every Friday night


 * Sacrifice a parrot every now and then

Deaths-

(These events happened in an olden realm)


 * The first Spope of Spooniology dies in January 2020


 * Knife gets slain by Heck Fork in February 2020


 * Spoon accidentally fell into the dark abyss in April 2020


 * Heck Fork returns to the underworld and melts again in August 2020

The Spible-

The original unedited texts from 2019 A.K.A. During Spoon (or D.S.)

THE SPIBLE

'''In the beginning there was only a wet black canvas. Then Spoon and his brothers Fork and Knife came to the canvas. They loved the canvas so much that they created a being. A being who would be powerful, smart, and handsome, and so Bob Ross, A.K.A. The Happy Little Painter was born. They asked Bob Ross to create the world out of the canvas with paint, and so he did. Bob Ross was the first mortal, followed by his production team. The creation of the natural world was filmed by the production team and put on the television in the 80’s, also explaining the dark void behind Bob Ross in his show. Eventually the world was created, but Knife knew that there should be life, more than just trees and forest. Knife, with the help of the production team, cut out humans, fish,  bears, chickens, sheep, and all other animals from the canvas. But, in the process he accidentally created demons like the dreaded Демон, the most powerful demon in existence. The demons immediately slayed the production team, and Bob Ross went into hiding, where he remains until this day. Knife realized it was his duty, being the strongest of the three brothers, to protect the threatened life in the world.'''

'''Later Spoon and Fork found a celtic village named Edibuw (now called Edinburgh). This was the first human settlement that they had seen, and they both wanted rule over it. They both wanted the village to be their own, but they couldn't decide who should own the village so they started a Great War. The holy war consumed the world in fire and death to the point where there was barely any more village to fight over. The two gods had their human loyalists fight the other gods loyalists. It was a god vs god, man vs man war. Even the demons would fight in battles, slaying as much as they liked with no consequence or punishment from the gods. The humans discovered how to make weapons of war and death. When Knife tried to stop a large battle, he was slain due to getting hit in the crossfire by an explosive napalm bomb. Spoon tried to stop the battle when Knife was there, but Fork just stayed where he was and laughed. All Iron that we find now in the ground, is just little bits of Knife’s body, and the diamonds are the tears of his many followers. This angered Spoon because Fork did nothing to help the fight and just watched his brother die. So Spoon exiled him to a dark section of the underworld. Fork tried his best to survive there, but with no way to get back he was hopeless. After a year of being trapped in the dark underworld, he melted into the lava pools. Fork however did write down enchantments that could bring the brothers back to life. These enhancements have been passed down from generation to generation.'''

'''The bomb that killed Knife, formed a massive hole in the ground when it hit him. Out of Spoon's sadness, he forbid napalm bombs to be used (Highland's note- This only means napalm that can actually explode and damage things not by fire), and created a rain that lasted for one year. This rain filled up the pit, and created what is now known as the Edinburgh Bay that leads to the Northern Sea.'''

'''After the war, Spoon became lonely, so he embarked on a journey around the world. He spread the stories of his deceased brothers, the creation of the world, the war, and the rules of man that he made to villagers all over the world.'''

The rules of man are as follows-


 * 1) Thou shall not fight unless it is for a righteous cause
 * 2) Thou shall not disobey thy gods
 * 3) Thou shall not obey the demons of the realm
 * 4) Thou shall not steal
 * 5) Thou shall honor thy kingdom and clan
 * 6) Thou shall rebel against thy kingdom if the kingdom hurts thy neighbor or thy clan
 * 7)  Thou shall not go against the words of the Spible
 * 8) Thou shall not mock the dead

'''Eventually Spoon felt that his journey was over, so he passed on his wisdom to the 15 sons of the Gods. Spoon then added another page to his instructions of reviving his brothers, and added how to revive himself, and died. His instructions were written and scattered throughout the Spible. There were 5 sons for every God. They built the temples of Spoon. Even though they were built in the honor of Spoon, all gods were worshipped there. Only a small number of Fork cultists attend the Fork only temple once a year on the Winter Solstice. The normal meetings of the rest of the followers and disciples meet every Friday night to praise Spoon, Fork, and Knife, to learn the Rules of Man, and watch Bob Ross. They sacrifice two parrots during the end of their gatherings to the Gods essence to keep them alive because their material forms are gone. The sons of Knife were also ordered in a vision from Knife to choose 10 families to become priest families. The role of priest is carried on through their family line.' (Highland's Note- They are all extinct now... so F I guess)''

'''One day, one of Spoon’s sons had a vision. He said that through three of the God’s most trusted followers, the three brothers will come back. However one of them will not be whole. In the vision, there was also a prophecy that told of a rich crafter. The man will forge the two of the three holy Gods by accident. He will create Knife as a normal fighting weapon and he will create Spoon as a small gift for a friend. The friend will be enlightened by Spoon, tell the crafter what he made, and go on to be the Spope of the religion. (Highland's Note- The Spope is a glorified priest that is also the leader of the religion) The friend will become Spoon’s most trusted disciple, and the wielder of Fork will come forward with the help of the Spope and complete the trinity. However, after all of the years in the nether, fork became cruel and evil. His form has changed and he will never be like he was in the past. He will be called Heckfork.'''

'''The final days will come after these prophecies are completed. A 40 block high nether portal will be made, ghasts, blazes, pigman, and more will come out of the nether, and the followers of Heckfork will summon the great monster once more: The Super Wither. The great three wielders of the utensils will fight this devil. If they fail, the world will be destroyed, and all life will be gone. If they succeed, they will have a great token given to them by the soup maker, and only that can kill Демон to end the reign of the demons in the world. All of humanity rests in their hands, and it is up to them to save it.'''